What‘s the best way to enjoy a picnic without ants?49

Answer: To set up your blanket on an anthill.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Where do forest rangers go to get their daily bread? At the loafing grounds.

What's the difference between a hiker and a backpacker? A hiker carries his food in his stomach, while a backpacker carries his stomach in his food.

How do you know if a tree is a good place to hang a hammock? By its bark.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the nuts on the other side.

What do you call a hiker who is always lost? A trail mix-up.

Why did the hiker get lost? Because he didn't have a map or a compass, just a vague sense of adventure.

What's the best way to start a campfire? With a matchstick.

What's the best way to put out a campfire? With water.

What's the best way to cook food over a campfire? With a pot.

What's the best way to clean up after a picnic? With a trash bag.

What's the best way to have fun on a picnic? With good friends and good food.

What's the best way to relax on a picnic? With a nap in the shade.

What's the best way to end a picnic? With a sunset stroll.

2025-01-12

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